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National Theatre: This House

This House

You can be quite sure the Parliamentary Whips Office will be working overtime this weekend trying to ensure they have the necessary votes in place before the Commons showdown on press regulation scheduled for Monday. David Cameron abruptly withdrew from the all-party talks on Thursday and threw down the gauntlet by calling for his non-statutory proposals to be put to the House surprising not only Ed Miliband and the Labour Party, but more importantly his coalition partner, the Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg.

The issue has been dragging on for what seems an inordinately long time with the prospect of other parliamentary legislation being hijacked with amendments to give effect to Lord Leveson’s recommendations. David Cameron is proposing a Royal Charter which would seek to regulate the press but without enshrining it in statute. Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg are of the opinion that the body that regulates the press needs to be free from press interference and, crucially, that the Royal Charter should have a statutory underpinning.

If all the Conservatives vote together, they will have 303 votes whereas if all the Labour and Liberal Democrats vote together, they will have 313 votes, leaving the various nationalist parties holding the balance. This is where the Whips, with responsibility for party discipline, will come into their own: persuading, cajoling, threatening, flattering and generally doing whatever it takes to ensure they have the requisite votes to win the motion.

The Whips Office and its activities, usually tucked away in the dark recesses and secluded corners where nobody can hear a recalcitrant MP scream, have tended to have had the spotlight shone firmly in their direction and not always for the right reasons. Plebgate, which led to the resignation (rightly or wrongly) of the Government Chief Whip, Andrew Mitchell, brought the office onto the front pages of all the newspapers and dragged the long-serving and honourably decent Deputy Chief Whip, John Randall into the scandal after one of his constituents claimed to have witnessed the altercation outside the gates of Downing Street. We have seen Kevin Spacey reprise the role of the scheming and conniving Chief Whip Francis Urquhart, so memorably portrayed by the late Sir Ian Richardson (although in crossing the Atlantic he has become Francis Underwood). Those with longer memories will remember Gyles Brandreth’s diaries of his time as an MP during John Major’s Government; the title Breaking the Code alluded to what many considered his treachery in laying bare the day-to-day activities of his role in the Whips Office during that tumultuous Parliament.

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Phil Daniels and Vincent Franklin. Photo by Johan Persson

However, whilst the whips may lament their plight over the next few days, they can reflect that the current Parliament has been mercifully free from such close-run votes. For their counterparts nearly forty years ago, it was a very different story and one that is told with great aplomb in James Graham’s play This House, currently playing at the National Theatre. The story revolves around the 1974-79 hung Parliament when Harold Wilson returned to Downing Street as Prime Minister at the helm of a Government in October, with a slender majority of three. In essence, every time the Labour Government wanted to steer a piece of legislation through the House of Commons, it wasn’t necessarily enough to rely on their own MPs supporting it (never a given), especially when one considers how many of them were aged and infirm; they needed to secure the support of the Liberal MPs, Scottish Nationalists, Welsh Nationalists, Irish MPs and Independents. Of course, these so-called “odds and sods” had no altruistic inclination to prop up a minority Government and so, with the Tories waiting with bated breath for a suitable opportunity to defeat the Government and call a Vote of No Confidence, the Labour whips had to constantly calculate and recalculate whether they had the necessary votes to continue to govern Britain. The point is aptly made by the Conservative Opposition Deputy Chief Whip when he warns his opposite number “A minority government? No one with any sense or gumption gives you more than a matter of weeks.  You’re gonna fall, and fast, and hard. So start finding things to land on. Now.”

This House opened in the Cottesloe Theatre last year to ecstatic reviews and has now migrated to the Olivier Theatre, making the transition skilfully thanks to Rae Smith’s design with some audience members taking their seats on-stage on the famous green benches and with the clock face of Big Ben looming over the proceedings. The action largely alternates between the Labour and Conservative Whip’s Offices where we see politics stripped bare with intrigue, ambition, cunning and compromise interspersed with glimpses of empathy, decency and nobility on both sides.

The direction and acting is first-rate from a cast that includes Eric Daniels as Labour Chief Whip Bob Mellish. One of the reasons the play works so well and is such an enjoyable theatrical experience is the crisp dialogue and badinage both inter and intra-party with the central axis interplayed between opposing Deputy Chief Whips: Charles Edwards as the smooth suave and impeccably attired James Weatherill and Reece Dinsdale as the bluff, plain-speaking Yorkshireman Walter Harrison with a talent for knowing about developments before anyone else –including the Chief Whip. It is their friendship, mutual respect and professional rivalry that gives us the best insight into the compromise and compassion necessary in politics, whichever the era, and gives the play many of its funniest lines.

When politicians refer to the ethereal ‘good old days’, they probably won’t be thinking back to the Parliament that ushered in the advent of Margaret Thatcher; however, it does make for a good old night out at the theatre.

The Art of Parodies

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Roy Lichtenstein,‘Femme d’Alger’, 1963

Tate Modern will have been overflowing this weekend with visitors queuing up to see its blockbuster Roy Lichtenstein retrospective. Whilst much of the attention would have been focused on iconic works such as Whaam!, bought in 1966 by the Tate for £4,665 (an acquisition which split public opinion and the Board of Trustees) and the other trademark comic-book pictures, many visitors will have been pleasantly surprised to see that Lichtenstein looked much wider for an application of his new found style.

The thick black lines, bold primary colours and the benday dots that make him so recognisable were used to create works inspired by other artists such as Femme d’Alger 1963, a reworking of  Picasso’s Woman of Algiers. Many have a deeply held belief that Lichtenstein was little more than a plagiarist, a parasite taking works by other comic artists and, in essence, passing them off through his artistic prism.

Yet Lichtenstein once said that “the things I have apparently parodied I actually admire”. Is this channelling imitation as the sincerest form of flattery? Is parody a benign and largely benevolent practice or is there something more sinister behind it? F.R. Leavis thought parody demeaned the writer being parodied. Far from being a form of flattery, should it be rightly regarded as a tool more suited to character assassination?

These were just some of the points raised and debated at one of the events at the London School of Economics Literary Festival 2013 titled aptly “The Art of Parodies” chaired by Michael Caines, Editor at the Times Literary Supplement and with a panel comprising novelist, biographer, literary critic and parodist DJ Taylor; multi award-winning Guardian cartoonist and author of graphic novels Martin Rowson and author and cultural commentator Ewan Morrison.

Taylor, who has published a collection of his parodies that he wrote for Private Eye (What You Didn’t Miss Part 94), read a painfully funny parody he wrote when A.S. Byatt published The Children’s Book, noting that, as a purveyor of the art, he saw it as a form of authentication and said that the genre could be regarded as a form of literary criticism. After all, one has to be deemed worthy of being parodied for the amusement of a wider audience. Yet part of the problem we have at present is that it is often difficult to tell fact from parody. This is partly because politicians, celebrities and other public figures seem intent on parodying themselves to extremes. This is less of a concern when it simply adds to the general gaiety of life. What is more concerning is when it is combined with the widespread lack of cultural awareness which leads to a failure to distinguish between what is and is not a parody. Most parodies in newspapers and magazines now contain the proviso “as told to…” to make it clear that this is a joke.

The unease over the occasionally blurred line between fact and parody is not a new phenomenon. The late Alan Clark, politician, diarist, philanderer and bon vivant sued the Evening Standard in 1998 over its spoof election diary when he was the candidate for the parliamentary seat of Kensington and Chelsea. Peter Bradshaw’s parody in the newspaper was so acute that his editor Max Hastings told Bradshaw to continue it even after Clark was duly elected as the MP. Ion Trewin’s Biography of Clark recalls the MP telephoning Bradshaw to say “Listen, you must stop this ridiculous column – effectively it’s a counterfeit”. Hastings told Bradshaw to continue and when the case came to Court, Mr Justice Lightman ruled in favour of Clark on the matter of ‘passing off’ and said that Clark’s reputation and goodwill were placed at risk. The Evening Standard considered appealing and then decided it would be wiser in the circumstances to pay the £200,000 in legal costs.

The media were up in arms and Andrew Marr, then editor of The Independent ran a leader which said “Laugh where we must. And we must at this judgment…which if it stands will damage the public life of this country…[and]…the public space within we conduct our collective and political life and [threaten] our capacity for honest self-government…[implying] newspaper readers cannot understand, let alone take a joke”.

The Evening Standard had the last laugh as Mr Justice Lightman allowed the parody to continue as “Not Alan Clark’s Diary’ which the paper proudly trumpeted on its front page.

However, on the whole, the Clark approach is very much in the minority. Martin Rowson confirmed that most politicians like to be parodied because it gives them publicity, recognition and a sense of approval. They are worthy of being parodied. Remember Michael Heseltine being determined to buy his Spitting Image puppet? Rowson recalled how the now disgraced Denis McShane seeing a cartoon lampooning him in The Guardian telephoned Rowson first thing in the morning requesting to buy the cartoon and demanding “You must put me in more cartoons”.

Rowson pointed out that parody for a cartoonist is a form of visual shorthand, a way of immediately and powerfully communicating an image which will remain in the public consciousness. However, this works best when the audience has the necessary cultural awareness and knowledge to understand the parody. If we are accustomed to seeing “as told to” at the bottom of a journalistic parody, it is even more common to see “apologies to” or “after” next to the signature of a cartoonist noting the attribution of the original artist or cartoonist. The famous “Rendezvous” by David Low in 1939 has been reworked on numerous occasions by Rowson to make a contemporary point. However, if a newspaper reader is unaware of the original Low, the reinterpretation thereby loses part of its power.

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It was this aspect that was so aptly covered by Ewan Morrison arguing that the opportunities offered by the internet and YouTube threaten to rob parody of its influence. Parody is more than plain comedy. The problem is that we now have hundreds of thousands of people making mediocre parodies of anything and everything and millions of people worldwide watching them in an unthinking, unquestioning, passes-the-time-when-I’m-bored-at-work manner. The present generation is already experiencing a phenomenon whereby parodies can go through two or three generations in a very short space of time, so that we have a parody of a parody itself parodied. The danger is that people lose sight of the original person, action or event being parodied and are left with a pale, albeit slightly amusing, version of it.

Amongst the raucous laughter echoing around the Wolfson Theatre at the LSE, this was the slightly gloomy undercurrent. Parody works best if the reader understands the cultural reference. Collectively, the nation’s arts/cultural knowledge is being steadily eroded by the onslaught of cheap cookery bake-off shows and crass Essex/Chelsea/Geordie/New Jersey reality lifestyle programmes. We are gorging on fast-food entertainment that is in varying degrees banal, saccharine and plain idiotic. Parody can play an important part in our national life but it requires a bit of effort from its audience rather than just dementedly wolfing down the cultural equivalent of a Big Mac (occasionally known by its full title of Michael McIntyre).

“Dear Mr 419 Fraudster…”

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If you have an email address, it is almost certain that at some point in time you will have received an email from someone asking you to send them a relatively trivial amount of money, usually as an administration fee, in return for a sum of money running into millions of dollars. These 419 scams, named after the 419th article of the Nigerian Criminal Code pertaining to fraud, may seem absurdly obvious as a scam; however a number of people fall victim to the fraudsters every year.
Therefore, I was pleased to receive the following exchange by email from a fellow named “Herb” who received one of the aforementioned 419 emails and decided to engage the fraudster in a little light conversation. The dialogue that follows is hilarious and strikes an albeit small blow against these unscrupulous conmen.
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SUBJECT: CONTACT WESTERN UNION FOR YOUR MTCN
 
Attn: Dear Beneficiary,
This is to inform you that your approved $9.500,000.00 us dollars will be send to you via western union money transfer.
The total amount mentioned above is lodged with western union and they will send the money via western union to you.
Note, they will be sending you $5,000 three times every day that is $15,000USD. Therefore, I want you to email Mr.Zuman Babayalian, the western union paying agent and ask him to give you the MTCN you need to pick up the first $5,000 today. Call Mr. .Zuman Babayalian, now and ask him to give you mtcn and anyother information you need to pick up your $5,000.
Here is what he may require from you. Your Receiver Name… Tel….. Address….. Text Question….. Answer……
Note: the only thing you will discuss with them is how you will re-new and re-confirming your contract inheritance payment file.
So Contact him now on this E- mail address: wuniontransfer049@yahoo.co.jp , his TEL: +229 9825 1199
Fax:+229 96217 129.
Thank you. Barr. Yoyo Balanji
Minister of finance.
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SUBJECT: RE: CONTACT WESTERN UNION FOR YOUR MTCN
Hi, how do I get this money?
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SUBJECT: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Attention customer, We have acknowledged the content of your mail. We have received sum of $9.5MUSD from United Nation

Now ,your first payment is ready to release to you but what is delaying now is re-newly and re-comfirmation of your contract inheritance file which it will cost you sum of $87.98USD and as soon as you send the fee,your first payment will be release within 30 minute and other payment will follow as well,your fund was programmed to be paying $15000USD per day that is $5000USD three times everyday.

So,we are waiting for the re-newly charge of $87.98USD to start paying your fund today.

Here is the information which you will use to send the fee through.

Receiver name…………… Enugwu Ifeanyi
Country……………..Benin Republic
State ……….   Cotonou
Country Code…………..00229
Text Question………. Hour
Answer…….. 30 minute
Amount……….. $87.98USD

We are waiting for your payment information as soon as you send the fee so that we can start your payment as well.

Your,

Mr.Zuman

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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Hello,
Can I give you just $85USD money? I cannot get $87.98USD now.
When will my $9.5m USD be sent to me?
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Attention customer, Go and send the $85USD and i can personal help you with balance okay, you will start receiving your fund within 30 minute as soon as you send the fee now.

Here is the information which you will use to send the fee through.

Receiver name…………… Enugwu Ifeanyi
Country……………..Benin Republic
State ……….   Cotonou
Country Code…………..00229
Text Question………. Hour
Answer…….. 30 minute
Amount……….. $85USD

We are waiting for your payment information as soon as you send the fee so that we can start your payment as well.

Your,

Mr.Zuman

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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Hello,
I am going to western union but they say there is a $5USD fee to send payment to you.
Can I give you $80USD instead please? When you give me my $9.5m USD, I can send you the $5USD for helping me.
I will send ASAP.
Thanks.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
HelloI have sent payment now of $80USD by western union.

PLEASE confirm you have received it.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Send me the MTCN and the sender name.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
I need the MTCN that is the number that is money transfer control number they gave to you and the name you used to send the fee.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
The number is in the car.
It is late night for you now, you cannot send me money until the morning – can I give it to you tomorrow?
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Send me the number now. This is almost 6:25 and we close by 7:00pm.So, try to send me the control number and the sender’s name as soon as you receive this mail so that by 30 minute we can send you your first payment and other payment will be tomorrow.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Ok I have the MTCN now. It is: 5193620749
Please send payment as soon as possible please. Will I get it in 30mins?
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
You will receive it within 30 minute but we need the sender name very urgent before we will close.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
WHY ARE YOU DELAYING TO SEND THE SENDER INFORMATION AND COUNTRY?
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Apologies Sir,
Why are you getting angry with me?
I have sent the money to you today with MTCN 5193620749.
The sender country is: United Kingdom, London.
I have been looking at a new Ferrari to buy with my money. That is why I am delayed.
Please confirm when transfer is complete.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
I hope the money was sent with this email name ——– ——-? if not,send me the name of person who sent the money.
 
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
OK! I understand you want my name that I used to make the transfer payment through Western Union?
Sorry I did not understand before but now I know what you needed.
No sorry it is not ——– ——– That is my uncle’s name – it was transferred by me, so my name.
Please forgive me, I don’t like to give my name to strangers – is there another way to complete my $80USD transfer to you? I am scared if we don’t do this soon, I will lose my $80USD fee I have already paid!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE is there another way to complete transfer? My family are saying do not give name because it is bad security.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
I do not understand what you meant by not send me the name you used to send the fee. we need the sender to pick up the fee you have sent and without it, we cannot pick up the fee and we cannot start your payment as well. So, try to send to us the payment slip by attachment. We need your name because we cannot start your payment without your name.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
OK, I have attached the slip.
PLEASE can you delete this image after you have transferred my $9.5m USD. I am worried about my security.
I am going to go to celebrate with my family – I will email you after I have received my first payment. Maybe this will be tomorrow – I am taking my family to an expensive restaurant now!
Thank you very much Mr Zuman!
 
Image 1: Western Union Payment Slip (having trouble viewing this? Good, so did Mr Zuman).
 Western Union Payment Slip
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
The attachment you sent is rubbish and invisible. If you want your fund try to send the the name you use to sent the fee. That is all.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Your language to me is not nice. Your email to me says you work for the Minister of Finance – why would you say words like “rubbish” to me? Is this professional?
I am trying to help you get your fee and you are being angry with me. You have my $9,5m USD and I want to get the $80 to you so we can finish this transfer.
Please be nice to me or I will stop the Western Union transfer in the morning.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
What is wrong by send to us the name you use to send the fee? If you want to start receiving your fund today, kindle send us the name you use to send the fee because we cannot pick it without the name and it is the same name we will use to sending your fund.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Send to us the the sender name so that we can proceed your payment.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Ok I have spoken to my friends and I agree to give you my name.
Before I send to you, can you please confirm that you agree to delete the email I will send from your inbox AND your recycle bin. Please confirm this ASAP and I will send you my name.
I have paid a deposit for a new car so I need to start receiving my $9.5m USD very quickly now. And for this reason I will give you my name, but you must promise to delete my name after you receive it.
Please promise this to me.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
I will delete it as you instructed
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
OK when I get home shortly, I will send you my full name as written on the Western Union payment slip through a secure, fully protected Norton firewall which will ensure no third party can interject my message.
I will be in touch shortly – please be patient.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
I am now at home and ready to give you my name.
Please confirm you are at your computer and ready to receive my name. I do not want someone seeing my details on your screen or they may take the $80 USD for themselves.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
What is wrong with you that you cannot send us the name you used to send the fee? we need the name now if you real want your fund and if you do not send it while you are geting back to us, i will not write you again.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
HOW DARE YOU THREATEN NOT TO CONTACT ME! YOU WORK WITH THE FINANCE MINISTER FOR THE UNITED NATIONS – A GLOBAL ORGANISATION WHO MUST HELP PEOPLE LIKE ME CLAIM THEIR RIGHTFUL INHERITANCE.
IF YOU DON’T ACCEPT MY $80 USD I WILL CONTACT THE HEAD OF THE HUMAN RESOURCE DEPARTMENT AND MAKE A COMPLAINT ON YOU.
Please tell me you are waiting at your computer so I can send you my full name right NOW.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
I am on my computer now.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
OK, are you ready? For security reasons, I will call you Red Fox from now….
Red Fox, my name is Baghat… Sammy Baghat.
Mr. Fox, please check that this name works and complete the $80USD transfer. Then transfer the $9.5m USD into my bank account, and then destroy this email.
Over.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Red Fox,
This is SB.
What is the delay? Did the $80USD transfer successfully? My bank account still says my balance is $127.44 – but I thought it would be $9,500,127.44 by now?
What is going on?
Over.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
There is no money in the MTCN you sent. we want the scan copy of the payment slip which is clear because we did not see the fee you sent in our western union website.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Red Fox, I will go to my friends house right now and scan the Western Union payslip in high quality and send you the attachment.
I will send this to you in a few minutes…
Can you also urgently send me the letter/ screenshot of United Nation notification of my $9.5m USD please? I need to show the bank evidence so they can agree my loan for the new car. At the same time I will send you the attachment.
PS. Please refer to me as the Black Fox from now on.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Mr.Black FOX try to scan the payment slip and send.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
OK I have the scan and am going home to send it to you!
But first you need to send me some proof of my $9.5m USD inheritance before I send this because the bank won’t let me buy the car before they see this.
Any proof you have will be fine, even just a letter from the United Nation.
Thanks Red Fox.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
THIS IS WESTERN UNION EMAIL ADDRESSES AND WE DO NOT PLAY WITH IF YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR FUND FORGET ABOUT IT AND IF YOU NEED IT DO WHAT I TOLD YOU AND START RECEIVING YOUR FUND THAT IS ALL.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Red Fox – what about this idea.
You pay the $80 USD fee, and then only transfer $9,499,920 USD to me and keep the $80USD yourself?
If fact, have $100 USD for your help, and just give me $9,499,900 USD.
What do you think?
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
MR.BLACK FOX, IF YOU REALLY SENT THE FEE AS YOU SAID SEND THE ATTACHMENT COPY OF THE SLIP THAT IS ALL.

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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Red Fox, please view the attachments and our business has finished.
Over and out.
 Hahahaha

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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Dear Mr Foolish Criminal Con Man from Africa,
Did you really think I was stupid enough to believe your Western Union trick?
Please can I say THANK YOU for entertaining me and my friends for the last few days!
      1. The MTCN number I gave you was FAKE.
      2. I DID NOT give any money to Western Union.
      3. That payment slip attachment was a FAKE receipt I found on Google.
      4. My name is NOT Sammy Baghat – the name is also FAKE.
I know you must be very angry, but before you start screaming, let me leave you with a quote from our good friend, Nelson Mandela: “Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies.”
This was very fun – good luck with your next victim!
Lots and lots of love,
Your New Best Friend from London, UK.

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