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Art13 London: A Truly International Art Fair

Art13 London. Alexander Ochs. Chiharu Shiota

Chiharu Shiota (Japan) Zustand des Seins (Fotoapparat) / State of Being (Camera), 2012; Metal, yarn, camera 30 x 30 x 30 cm; Alexander Ochs Galerie, Berlin

When I spent some time living in the British Virgin Islands, there were many things I didn’t miss about London. Driving along empty roads surrounded by lush green scenery, I didn’t miss being scrunched up in a Tube carriage whilst some irritable person on the platform shouted “Can you move down a bit please?” The ‘please’ part of that sentence being anything but polite or courteous even though to accede to her demand would have meant surgically removing at least three limbs. I also didn’t much miss being on the precipice of pneumonia for the half of the year.

What I did come to miss and appreciate was the abundance of art in London – and notably publicly accessible art. Londoners may tut and huff when they see a couple in fluorescent jackets, rucksacks on backs, engrossed in a map standing in the middle of the pavement completely oblivious to all around them. Yet one of the reasons London attracts so many tourists is the number of art galleries within the capital, many within walking distance of each other: The Courtauld Gallery, The National Gallery, The National Portrait Gallery, The Royal Academy and The Wallace Collection are all within a brisk(ish) stroll of one another.

London is also blessed by the number of different art fairs that take place throughout the year giving people the chance to see and buy works of art that are distinctly different from the works in museums and public galleries – complementary, but different. Some may argue that with such a crowded calendar of art events already in place, and I need hardly run off a list, do we need yet another art fair in London?

The answer is a resounding yes. Art13 London makes its debut at the beginning of March launched by Tim Etchells and Sandy Angus, the founders of ART HK, Asia’s premier art event with Stephanie Dieckvoss as the Fair’s Director. Why do we need one?

Art13 London. Hakgojae. LEE Seahyun.

Lee Seahyun (Korea) Between Red 162, 2012 Oil on linen 200x300cm; Hackogoe , Seoul

According to Dieckvoss the fair will be “a new global art fair for Europe’s global city. Our aim is to translate a unique vision into a great experience for collectors and the general public alike”.

The claim to bring a global fair to the city is more than just rhetoric; Art13 London will have 29 territories represented in total across the fair, 50% of the work presented will be by non-Western artists and 70% of the galleries will be participating at a fair in London for the first time.

In addition to territorial diversity, the fair will cover the full spectrum of art including paintings, etchings, prints and photography.

Art13 London. Michael Hoppen Gallery. Nobuyoshi Araki

Nobuyoshi Araki (Japan) Kaori, 2004 Michael Hoppen Gallery, London, United Kingdom

Galleries presenting photography at the Fair will include 2902 Gallery, Singapore, Jack Bell, London, Brancolini Grimaldi, London, Kleinschmidt Fine Photographs, Wiesbaden, Michael Hoppen Gallery, London and Galerie Paris-Beijing, Paris and Beijing. 2902 Gallery specialises in exhibiting photography from both established and emerging artists from Southeast Asia.

The Paragon Press, London will be launching a new series of prints by Anish Kapoor as well as bringing large-scale linocuts by Gary Hume together with Richard Deacon’s new series of etchings and Ged Quinn’s work ‘Utopia Dystopia.

Whereas when one is abroad, one misses the art at home, Art13 London will give people the chance to see a range of art which they would usually need to travel to the country of origin to see and purchase. As Dieckvoss says “bringing together exhibitors from all corners of the world, we offer visitors an unparalleled opportunity to see the extraordinary quality and variety of art produced across the globe.”.

London is a truly multicultural city and it will now have an art fair that reflects it. Only the most insular of minds could do anything but welcome that.

There will however be a distinct touch of Englishness as Art 13 London have partnered with Fortnum & Mason to create an exclusive bar and restaurant at the Fair giving visitors the chance to enjoy a glass of Champagne Louis Roederer, lunch or a spot of afternoon tea.

 

Art13 London sponsored by Citi Private Bank

1-3 March 2013 (VIP Preview: 28 February); Olympia Grand Hall

www.artfairslondon.com

Art13 London. Kalman Maklary Fine Arts. Judit Reigl (1)

Judit Reigl (Hungary) Outburst, 1957 Oil on canvas 91×115 cm; Kalman Maklary Fine Arts, Budapest

(All images courtesy of Art13 London)

National Theatre: Port

Port_Photo by Kevin Cummins

 Kate O’Flynn (Racheal), Mike Noble (Billy). Photo by Kevin Cummins.

 On my recent visit to the National Theatre, I didn’t go to see “People” the play by Alan Bennett that manages to intertwine pornography and the National Trust into the same script. I didn’t even particularly go to see people generally. However, there is something more interesting about a theatre audience compared to the multitudes one might see at the local multiplex. It’s as though the National Theatre is one large, extended stage and the visitors playing their allotted part simply by crossing the threshold and being themselves.

Sitting in the cafe idly flicking through my newspaper, ahead of the play I had actually gone to see, Simon Stephen’s new production Port, I politely nodded to the geriatric couple that joined my table laden with tea and coffee, scones and pastries. If Mr Kipling were casting for a couple to symbolise sturdy, rural respectability, he couldn’t have gone far wrong with this husband and wife double-act. So it was something of a shock to overhear, in between his sips of Earl Grey, the husband say to his wife “…all that proves is that even a cripple in a wheelchair can get his rocks off if he’s President, the dirty bugger”. Luckily I wasn’t drinking a cup of tea at the time or I would have spluttered it all over the table. It transpired he was referring to Bill Murray’s portrayal of President Roosevelt in the new film Hyde Park on Hudson as opposed to the philandering President of the local golf club. Clearly warming to his theme, he continued with a careful dissection of the sexual peccadilloes and prurience of a number of US Presidents, all whilst his wife obediently nodded her assent. I was hooked. It was as if this little analytical discourse was, albeit indirectly, being carried out for my benefit.

When they left the table, I almost wanted to say “Come back, I want to hear your speculations on the prospective infidelities of the current incumbent of that soiled office of state”. But I didn’t. It would have been undignified.

Returning to silent people watching (I seem to have arrived absurdly early!) this time I fixed on a family in the audience. A perfectly pleasant husband and wife with their two young children. The son aged approximately eleven and looking distinctly uninterested in being at the theatre with his parents and the daughter approximately nine or ten and still wearing her school uniform. I add that detail specifically because reflecting that the play we were about to watch centred on the experiences of a brother and sister, not too dissimilar in age from these two children, it seemed somehow uplifting that some parents do try to introduce their children to the theatre from an early age.

How those parents must have shuddered as the first “f*ck” resounded around the theatre. Then the second. Then the third. And fourth. Whilst children are hardly shielded from expletives these days,  I could feel the mother squirming every time yet another “c*nt” or “w*nker” was delivered.

The incessant swearing might even have made Malcolm Tucker turn a shade of scarlet. Yet, it is not gratuitous. The play centres on a dysfunctional family. In the opening scene, we see two children and their mother sitting in a car because their drunk father has locked them out of the flat. It is midnight in Stockport in 1988. We know the mother is going to desert the children and Rachael aged 11, knows it too. Whilst her 6 year old brother sleeps on the back seat we see the precocious nature of this young girl badgering her mother with a Joycean stream of consciousness. Racheal is played by Kate O Flynn and is undoubtedly the star of this surprisingly amusing production which is cleverly interspersed with moments of pathos and despair.

It would be wrong to focus too much on the swearing but it captures the dilemma of this girl who has been forced to mature quickly and take responsibility for her younger brother but is still a child herself. Swearing is traditionally the preserve of adults her swearing demonstrates how she desperately seeks to attain that status along with having her own flat and ambitions to escape out of Stockport. It also serves a defence mechanism in a bleak world.

One of the most impressive aspects of Port, directed by Marianne Elliot, is that O Flynn never leaves the stage once the curtain rises. The entire set, in the slightly too large Lyttleton Theatre, and the play revolves around her and how her life develops, in significant chapters, between 1988 and the much anticipated millennium.  Port is described as a “celebration of the human spirit” but it is also a reminder that however hard you try, your surroundings shape you and, however, unconsciously, they will continue to exert that influence in the decisions you make throughout your life. We see Racheal, despite her best endeavours repeating the mistakes of her mother. The finale is somewhat saccharine but it should not detract from a vibrant production that reminds us that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

“Dear Mr 419 Fraudster…”

419
If you have an email address, it is almost certain that at some point in time you will have received an email from someone asking you to send them a relatively trivial amount of money, usually as an administration fee, in return for a sum of money running into millions of dollars. These 419 scams, named after the 419th article of the Nigerian Criminal Code pertaining to fraud, may seem absurdly obvious as a scam; however a number of people fall victim to the fraudsters every year.
Therefore, I was pleased to receive the following exchange by email from a fellow named “Herb” who received one of the aforementioned 419 emails and decided to engage the fraudster in a little light conversation. The dialogue that follows is hilarious and strikes an albeit small blow against these unscrupulous conmen.
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SUBJECT: CONTACT WESTERN UNION FOR YOUR MTCN
 
Attn: Dear Beneficiary,
This is to inform you that your approved $9.500,000.00 us dollars will be send to you via western union money transfer.
The total amount mentioned above is lodged with western union and they will send the money via western union to you.
Note, they will be sending you $5,000 three times every day that is $15,000USD. Therefore, I want you to email Mr.Zuman Babayalian, the western union paying agent and ask him to give you the MTCN you need to pick up the first $5,000 today. Call Mr. .Zuman Babayalian, now and ask him to give you mtcn and anyother information you need to pick up your $5,000.
Here is what he may require from you. Your Receiver Name… Tel….. Address….. Text Question….. Answer……
Note: the only thing you will discuss with them is how you will re-new and re-confirming your contract inheritance payment file.
So Contact him now on this E- mail address: wuniontransfer049@yahoo.co.jp , his TEL: +229 9825 1199
Fax:+229 96217 129.
Thank you. Barr. Yoyo Balanji
Minister of finance.
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SUBJECT: RE: CONTACT WESTERN UNION FOR YOUR MTCN
Hi, how do I get this money?
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SUBJECT: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Attention customer, We have acknowledged the content of your mail. We have received sum of $9.5MUSD from United Nation

Now ,your first payment is ready to release to you but what is delaying now is re-newly and re-comfirmation of your contract inheritance file which it will cost you sum of $87.98USD and as soon as you send the fee,your first payment will be release within 30 minute and other payment will follow as well,your fund was programmed to be paying $15000USD per day that is $5000USD three times everyday.

So,we are waiting for the re-newly charge of $87.98USD to start paying your fund today.

Here is the information which you will use to send the fee through.

Receiver name…………… Enugwu Ifeanyi
Country……………..Benin Republic
State ……….   Cotonou
Country Code…………..00229
Text Question………. Hour
Answer…….. 30 minute
Amount……….. $87.98USD

We are waiting for your payment information as soon as you send the fee so that we can start your payment as well.

Your,

Mr.Zuman

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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Hello,
Can I give you just $85USD money? I cannot get $87.98USD now.
When will my $9.5m USD be sent to me?
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Attention customer, Go and send the $85USD and i can personal help you with balance okay, you will start receiving your fund within 30 minute as soon as you send the fee now.

Here is the information which you will use to send the fee through.

Receiver name…………… Enugwu Ifeanyi
Country……………..Benin Republic
State ……….   Cotonou
Country Code…………..00229
Text Question………. Hour
Answer…….. 30 minute
Amount……….. $85USD

We are waiting for your payment information as soon as you send the fee so that we can start your payment as well.

Your,

Mr.Zuman

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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Hello,
I am going to western union but they say there is a $5USD fee to send payment to you.
Can I give you $80USD instead please? When you give me my $9.5m USD, I can send you the $5USD for helping me.
I will send ASAP.
Thanks.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
HelloI have sent payment now of $80USD by western union.

PLEASE confirm you have received it.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Send me the MTCN and the sender name.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
I need the MTCN that is the number that is money transfer control number they gave to you and the name you used to send the fee.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
The number is in the car.
It is late night for you now, you cannot send me money until the morning – can I give it to you tomorrow?
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Send me the number now. This is almost 6:25 and we close by 7:00pm.So, try to send me the control number and the sender’s name as soon as you receive this mail so that by 30 minute we can send you your first payment and other payment will be tomorrow.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Ok I have the MTCN now. It is: 5193620749
Please send payment as soon as possible please. Will I get it in 30mins?
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
You will receive it within 30 minute but we need the sender name very urgent before we will close.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
WHY ARE YOU DELAYING TO SEND THE SENDER INFORMATION AND COUNTRY?
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Apologies Sir,
Why are you getting angry with me?
I have sent the money to you today with MTCN 5193620749.
The sender country is: United Kingdom, London.
I have been looking at a new Ferrari to buy with my money. That is why I am delayed.
Please confirm when transfer is complete.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
I hope the money was sent with this email name ——– ——-? if not,send me the name of person who sent the money.
 
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
OK! I understand you want my name that I used to make the transfer payment through Western Union?
Sorry I did not understand before but now I know what you needed.
No sorry it is not ——– ——– That is my uncle’s name – it was transferred by me, so my name.
Please forgive me, I don’t like to give my name to strangers – is there another way to complete my $80USD transfer to you? I am scared if we don’t do this soon, I will lose my $80USD fee I have already paid!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE is there another way to complete transfer? My family are saying do not give name because it is bad security.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
I do not understand what you meant by not send me the name you used to send the fee. we need the sender to pick up the fee you have sent and without it, we cannot pick up the fee and we cannot start your payment as well. So, try to send to us the payment slip by attachment. We need your name because we cannot start your payment without your name.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
OK, I have attached the slip.
PLEASE can you delete this image after you have transferred my $9.5m USD. I am worried about my security.
I am going to go to celebrate with my family – I will email you after I have received my first payment. Maybe this will be tomorrow – I am taking my family to an expensive restaurant now!
Thank you very much Mr Zuman!
 
Image 1: Western Union Payment Slip (having trouble viewing this? Good, so did Mr Zuman).
 Western Union Payment Slip
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
The attachment you sent is rubbish and invisible. If you want your fund try to send the the name you use to sent the fee. That is all.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Your language to me is not nice. Your email to me says you work for the Minister of Finance – why would you say words like “rubbish” to me? Is this professional?
I am trying to help you get your fee and you are being angry with me. You have my $9,5m USD and I want to get the $80 to you so we can finish this transfer.
Please be nice to me or I will stop the Western Union transfer in the morning.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
What is wrong by send to us the name you use to send the fee? If you want to start receiving your fund today, kindle send us the name you use to send the fee because we cannot pick it without the name and it is the same name we will use to sending your fund.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Send to us the the sender name so that we can proceed your payment.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Ok I have spoken to my friends and I agree to give you my name.
Before I send to you, can you please confirm that you agree to delete the email I will send from your inbox AND your recycle bin. Please confirm this ASAP and I will send you my name.
I have paid a deposit for a new car so I need to start receiving my $9.5m USD very quickly now. And for this reason I will give you my name, but you must promise to delete my name after you receive it.
Please promise this to me.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
I will delete it as you instructed
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
OK when I get home shortly, I will send you my full name as written on the Western Union payment slip through a secure, fully protected Norton firewall which will ensure no third party can interject my message.
I will be in touch shortly – please be patient.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
I am now at home and ready to give you my name.
Please confirm you are at your computer and ready to receive my name. I do not want someone seeing my details on your screen or they may take the $80 USD for themselves.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
What is wrong with you that you cannot send us the name you used to send the fee? we need the name now if you real want your fund and if you do not send it while you are geting back to us, i will not write you again.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
HOW DARE YOU THREATEN NOT TO CONTACT ME! YOU WORK WITH THE FINANCE MINISTER FOR THE UNITED NATIONS – A GLOBAL ORGANISATION WHO MUST HELP PEOPLE LIKE ME CLAIM THEIR RIGHTFUL INHERITANCE.
IF YOU DON’T ACCEPT MY $80 USD I WILL CONTACT THE HEAD OF THE HUMAN RESOURCE DEPARTMENT AND MAKE A COMPLAINT ON YOU.
Please tell me you are waiting at your computer so I can send you my full name right NOW.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
I am on my computer now.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
OK, are you ready? For security reasons, I will call you Red Fox from now….
Red Fox, my name is Baghat… Sammy Baghat.
Mr. Fox, please check that this name works and complete the $80USD transfer. Then transfer the $9.5m USD into my bank account, and then destroy this email.
Over.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Red Fox,
This is SB.
What is the delay? Did the $80USD transfer successfully? My bank account still says my balance is $127.44 – but I thought it would be $9,500,127.44 by now?
What is going on?
Over.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
There is no money in the MTCN you sent. we want the scan copy of the payment slip which is clear because we did not see the fee you sent in our western union website.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Red Fox, I will go to my friends house right now and scan the Western Union payslip in high quality and send you the attachment.
I will send this to you in a few minutes…
Can you also urgently send me the letter/ screenshot of United Nation notification of my $9.5m USD please? I need to show the bank evidence so they can agree my loan for the new car. At the same time I will send you the attachment.
PS. Please refer to me as the Black Fox from now on.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
Mr.Black FOX try to scan the payment slip and send.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
OK I have the scan and am going home to send it to you!
But first you need to send me some proof of my $9.5m USD inheritance before I send this because the bank won’t let me buy the car before they see this.
Any proof you have will be fine, even just a letter from the United Nation.
Thanks Red Fox.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
THIS IS WESTERN UNION EMAIL ADDRESSES AND WE DO NOT PLAY WITH IF YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR FUND FORGET ABOUT IT AND IF YOU NEED IT DO WHAT I TOLD YOU AND START RECEIVING YOUR FUND THAT IS ALL.
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Red Fox – what about this idea.
You pay the $80 USD fee, and then only transfer $9,499,920 USD to me and keep the $80USD yourself?
If fact, have $100 USD for your help, and just give me $9,499,900 USD.
What do you think?
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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
 
MR.BLACK FOX, IF YOU REALLY SENT THE FEE AS YOU SAID SEND THE ATTACHMENT COPY OF THE SLIP THAT IS ALL.

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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Red Fox, please view the attachments and our business has finished.
Over and out.
 Hahahaha

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SUBJECT: RE: REGARDS FOR YOUR PAYMENT THROW WESTERN UNION
Dear Mr Foolish Criminal Con Man from Africa,
Did you really think I was stupid enough to believe your Western Union trick?
Please can I say THANK YOU for entertaining me and my friends for the last few days!
      1. The MTCN number I gave you was FAKE.
      2. I DID NOT give any money to Western Union.
      3. That payment slip attachment was a FAKE receipt I found on Google.
      4. My name is NOT Sammy Baghat – the name is also FAKE.
I know you must be very angry, but before you start screaming, let me leave you with a quote from our good friend, Nelson Mandela: “Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies.”
This was very fun – good luck with your next victim!
Lots and lots of love,
Your New Best Friend from London, UK.

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